BANNED FROM WAL-MART….
This is why women should not take men shopping with them against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is
like most women - she loved to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel:

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been
forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
July 19: Walked up to and employee and told her in an official voice,
"Code 3 in housewares. Get on it right away."
Aug. 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
Aug. 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Aug. 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and
screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Sept. 4: Looked right into a security camera and used it for a mirror
while he picked his nose.
Sept. 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the
clerk where the antidepressants were.
Oct. 3: Darted arround the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
'Mission Impossible' theme.
Oct. 13: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,
yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
Oct. 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed
the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least……..
Oct. 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper
in here!'

he need a hobby

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so long and thank for the good time in VF