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conmeo · #1 (**permalink**) 11-18-2008, 03:22 PM

A MAN'S GUIDE TO FEMALE VOCABULARY

Fine Used to end an argument when a woman feels she is right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" as regards a woman's looks - this will just begin such an argument.

Go ahead This means "I give up" or "Do what you want, I don't care". Followed by a "go ahead" (raised eyebrows), a "nothing" and a "fine.

Go ahead (raised eyebrows) A dare, which will result in a women getting upset over "nothing" and result in her using "fine".

Loud sigh Not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing".

Nothing It means the opposite, and is a warning to be on your guard. It is used to describe the feeling a woman has when she wants to turn you inside out. It can spark an argument that will end with "fine".

Please do Not a statement, but an offer, giving you the chance to come up with an excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. Tell the truth and you shouldn't get a "that's OK".

Soft sigh Another kind of non-verbal statement. A "soft sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say "you're welcome" in reply.

Thanks a lot Different from thanks. A woman says, "Thanks a lot" when she's really ticked at you. Do not say "you're welcome" in reply.

That's OK A highly dangerous statement. "That's OK" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done.

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