These are actual signs seen around the world in non-English speaking countries. Some of the mistakes are hilarious!


See which one tickle you the most ?


In a Rome laundry:
Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.


Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?


On a faucet in a Finnish washroom:
To stop the drip, turn cock to right.


In the window of a Swedish furrier:
Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.


Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan:
Stop: Drive Sideaways.


In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today - no ice cream.


In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.


In a Tokyo bar:
Special coctails for the ladies with the nuts.


In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.


In a Norwegian coctail lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.


At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.


In the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.



From a Japanese information booklet about using hotel air conditioner:
Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.


From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot beave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.


In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.


In a Leipzig hotel elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.


In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.


In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening on underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.



In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.


On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.


In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.


In an East African newspaper:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.


In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

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Get well soon, Jess.

Tui thấy lnd giỏi sưu tầm ba cái...nhảm nhí ni á...

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Nhảm nhí hay không là tùy người đọc. Lnd thấy hằng lô cái posts khác ở VF, đôi khi không biết vô tình hay hữu ý mà promoting sex hoặc really dirty mà không thấy mtdm có phê bình gì ???

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Get well soon, Jess.

Mấy cái đó, tui hong có đọc á... , cái ni tui có đọc, và có comment...là ghẹo lnd thui ... còn mấy cái kia... miễn ý kiến...

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so long and thank for the good time in VF

Đâu có sao đâu HC... post bài lên đây cũng như mình dọn những thức ăn trên bàn... ai thích ăn chay hay ăn mặn thì tuỳ ý

Có một lần người bạn của DX về VN chụp một tấm hình trước cửa quán bia ôm... trước quán có tấm bảng vẽ hình một cô gái VN mặc áo dài trên tay cầm tờ giấy ghi " No kiss, No touch here" " Cấm hun hít, Cấm sờ mó " hihi