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Old 11-07-2008, 11:49 AM
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Miss Beatrice,

The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'

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Old 11-07-2008, 12:13 PM
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Sis làm HC nhớ câu chuyện : Có bà lão người bệnh, bà vòng trở lại nói HC là sao thuốc uống mãi hỏng hết bệnh. HC mới hỏi Bà làm sao ? Bà ta nói bỏ viên thuốc vào ly nước mà nó hỏng tan, nên bà uống như vậy. Hic là viên thuốc bà nói là viên thuốc để hậu môn !?! HC buồn cười wá mà hỏng dám làm .
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Sis làm HC nhớ câu chuyện : Có bà lão người bệnh, bà vòng trở lại nói HC là sao thuốc uống mãi hỏng hết bệnh. HC mới hỏi Bà làm sao ? Bà ta nói bỏ viên thuốc vào ly nước mà nó hỏng tan, nên bà uống như vậy. Hic là viên thuốc bà nói là viên thuốc để hậu môn !?! HC buồn cười wá mà hỏng dám làm .
ủa , hc cho đơn thuốc mà không chĩ cách dùng à ? tội cho bà lảo.
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ủa , hc cho đơn thuốc mà không chĩ cách dùng à ? tội cho bà lảo.
Sau thời gian làm việc, HC hiểu được một điều : Những gì mình giải thích, những gì người ta muốn nghe, hiểu và những gì người ta muốn làm. Là 3 chiện khác nhau , không tuỳ thuộc ở mình. HC luôn cho người ta một sự lựa chọn và sự tín nhiệm. Qua đó HC biết được sự tin tưởng người ta dành cho HC. Và bắt đầu một hành trình mới...
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Sau thời gian làm việc, HC hiểu được một điều : Những gì mình giải thích, những gì người ta muốn nghe, hiểu và những gì người ta muốn làm. Là 3 chiện khác nhau , không tuỳ thuộc ở mình. HC luôn cho người ta một sự lựa chọn và sự tín nhiệm. Qua đó HC biết được sự tin tưởng người ta dành cho HC. Và bắt đầu một hành trình mới...
à , chắc bà lảo bị lỏng tai rồi. nói một đường, làm một ngã.
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Hehehe, có người lãng tai, có người nói một đàng làm một nẽo, có người như miss Beatrice trong truyện dzị
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