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lnd · #1 (**permalink**) 10-24-2008, 07:54 AM

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy,their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school. ''We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' saidTommy. 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.

''I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.' The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son !'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

mtdm · #2 (**permalink**) 10-24-2008, 08:07 AM

Nguy hiểm wa', hong nên mua cái ni dzìa nhà...

DongXanh · #3 (**permalink**) 10-24-2008, 08:17 AM

hehehe...its a good one Lnd.. no 1 telling the true

DongXanh · #4 (**permalink**) 10-24-2008, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mtdm

Nguy hiểm wa', hong nên mua cái ni dzìa nhà...

Mua dzìa nhà chắc mtdm bị slap miết

lnd · #5 (**permalink**) 10-24-2008, 10:12 AM

Nếu ở mổi nhà, trường học, nhà thờ, chùa chiền, chỗ làm việc, văn phòng luật sư, tòa án, tòa Bạch Ốc, .... chổ nào cũng có rô-bô Lie Detector thì thế giới sẽ ra sao há ? Đi đâu cũng thấy mặt mày ai nấy bị bầm dập tím xanh đỏ... chắc dzui lắm

mtdm · #6 (**permalink**) 10-24-2008, 10:36 AM

Haha, cái hãng đó chắc thế nào cũng bị... đặt bom á...

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