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Old 11-13-2008, 01:59 PM
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If You Are a Vietnamese

Three VietNameses and three Americans are travelling by train to a football match at the World Cup in United States.

At the station, the three Americans each buy a ticket and watch as the three VNeses buy just one ticket for all three.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Americans. "Watch and learn," answers one of the VNeses.

They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three VNeses cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Americans see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the game, they decide to copy the VNeses on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the VNeses don't buy a ticket at all!!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Americans. "Watch and learn," answers a VNese. When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and soon after the three VNesescram into another nearby. The train departs.

If you are one of those Vietnameses, what would you do next ?
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Re: If You Are a Vietnamese

One of the VNese knocks on the Americans toilet door and says, "Ticket please" before the conductor show up.
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Haha, David
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great , wow (being clever with money, and all that). j/k

i never though of that for the answer . but you got it , very clever.
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